Hark this you Poltroons, cowards, skulkers and dastards

Let it be known that this noncompliance dance being put about by that Mr flaming crocodile spacemen Icke  has  nothing  to do  with the noble art of Irish dancing. It is not originated from, transcribed from or has in any way connection  with  the beautiful and expressive arts of the emerald isle. The unedifying sight of Mr Icke cavorting about in his gym knickers does nothing for me, and I would leave it as that if it was not for this Icke person  claiming he was taught the dance  by a long dead druid from Donegal. How dare he join up these dots and then place himself at the centre of it. This is further exacerbated that this Messiah of the bewildered is following the money all the way to the bank, and it is said will be selling exclusive videos of his dance-a-cise programme to  all of his flock. This must be stopped now! Michael Flatley will be spinning in his grave.

Have these people no scruples, is this just another example of the English boot treading all over the culture if Ireland? When will this humiliation end?

This proper Irish dancing

This is not the same thing at all

Look they move their arms!

Ibrahim Cossovf,

Director of the international Institute of dead from the waste up Irish dance studio Association.